The title says it all. It becomes so common that you don't realize how uncommon these sayings are in the world(unless you are a parent...then you understand, but perhaps don't talk about it.) Therapeutically, I have posted SOME of the sayings here. As a comical sidenote, when I asked my wife if she remembered any, a SLEW of texts followed as if she had already typed them.
In no particular order:
-"Just where do you think you are going to put that booger?"
-"Go around the house and turn every light off in every room we are not currently in"
-"Unless you are going to eat that, don't bring it to the table"
-"When you manhandle the table and chairs at a truckstop, you essentially licking Trucker Butt"
-"...and don't lick the handicap handle in the toilet stall"
-"Don't crap your pants at the dinner table"
-"Noah, stop wearing your sisters dress and underwear"
-"PUT ON A COAT! It is 10 degrees outside!....SHOES TOO!!!!"
-"Stop throwing your underwear"
-"OH GREAT! I'm so glad someone left me turds in the toilet so I can see the regularity of my offspring"
-"Are you wearing underwear?"
-"Stop riding your sister like a horse"
-"Don't sit on your brothers head"
-"Don't pee in the cup in the bathroom"
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