The Watermelon...

After deep cleaning our carpets the night before, my wife went shopping with 3 destroying angels in tow. A little background--when we bring the food into the house, we put it all over the kitchen and unpack the bags and throw the plastic bags on the floor...so the kids can play in them(choking hazards are so overrated). Well, she left an (expensive) watermelon on the floor and for some reason, the kids thought it would be fun to play soccer...with the melon. Appparently the melon lasted quite a while until Caleb went for the game winning goal. I can imagine it, there he stood gazing at the goal(the hallway), with the goal tender(Lily) guarding it. He points "downtown" and with a windup, he lengthens his gait and SPLAT!!!