Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Sharing family stories

In Myrtle Beach, I was able to spend the evening with each kid. Lily
asked me to night about how we spent our summers. I waxed poetically
about the prices of this and that, how my brother would look after me
and such. We got up and met the rest of te family.

Lily, moved by the history and emotion of my stories, asked me to tell
the kids the stories. So I waxed, yet again(cue birdies and flute
music)...

As I finished up with, "...and my brother would look after me and make
lunh and take care of me", I hear Lily say, "who wants to hear my
whoopy cushion fart?!???!"

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Rockin' the Paradise

This anecdote is several fold...

First off, I am a product of the 80's. Hair metal, Prog Rock, etc. With that said, whenever I talk about progress(or forward-ness) with my kids, I will say "were you rockin'? rockin' the paradise?". Over time, the kids have starting singing a little ditty to "Rockin' the Paradise" which closely resembles "Rockin' the Paradise" by Styx. So, as I downloaded it last night and let it rip, I hear my wife hysterical in the kitchen as Noah(the 4 year old) is dancing. Dancing like no one is watching. Dancing like a star. Dancing like he's the last person on earth. Just diggin' it...





After this, all hyped up, Noah realized he was tired. Once I put the kids in bed, I relaxed and finally kicked back. After about an hour, I hear what sounded like glass touching...little "tink, tink, tink" sounds. After yelling at the ceiling several times(that darned ceiling) I crept upstairs like a Special Forces ninja pirate to unleash hellfire and brimstone upon unsuspecting kids. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I saw that Isabelle was out cold, Lily was leaning over the top of her bed with big droopy bags under her eyes and looking down. On the floor sat Noah...on a a pink princess couch/bed and he has his pillow and blanket and is ready to sleep there...so it seems.

I say, "What are you doing?". Seeing and hearing the gears turning in his head, thinking of how to retort, I ask again, "What...are...you doing?". Noah's little chin starts quivering and the voice starts wavering as he, in a moment of true Jedi-ness, says, "I told them not to let me in here"